Author: tearj3rker

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:58 am

I just love beer. I love the taste. When I gave up drinking for a year, the thing I missed the most was the taste of a good hearty ale with a silky head flowing down the side of the ice cold glass. mmmm

Knock off drinks after work on a Friday afternoon. Hanging out in the beer garden on a sunny weekend with good friends. Beer is one of those things God / Shiva / L. Ron Hubbard blessed us with I believe. When I go to the Pearly Gates, old St Pete’s going to quiz me on how much of the lord’s beer I have consumed to see how pure and deserving of eternal life I truly am. And in heaven it will rain beer, and everyone will be merry. And we will all pass our hangovers to those who suffer in eternal damnation, those sorry misguided temperance leaguer and tee-totallers who didn’t drink enough beer in their lives to qualify for eternal life, while we party on clasping our Godly brews dear while throwing little fluffy clouds at each other…