Author: amber4.14.11
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 8:37 pm
OMG thats freaking halarious ROMEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the internet connection really sux tonight,,,or should I say blows, as hard as the wind is rite now! lol
its gusting about 70mph….got off work early cuz the power went out. but its on at home……yipee for me…..
anyways….yes I was an evil little kid……thats why I said I KNOW my son is my payback for sure….he’s the bussiest little kid anybody ever saw..thats what I hear wherever we go anyway…..people say Is he like this ALL THE TIME??? OH yea,, thats my boy……..
so I was thinking about if I have any more ‘appropriate’ stories to put on here,,, I dont think the internet stories are quite as funny as true ones I gues….ha ha ha
so I was born chula vista, Ca….about a mile and a half from the border. and my grandparents had me ALOT….cuz my mom worked so much…
well my grandma used to like to pick this fresh lettuce and cabbage (i think,, im remembering here) from these fields not too far from this park she took me to play at.
well I remember once, her saying she was gonna go across this ‘road’ and pick some lettuce and I could walk over with her if I wanted too.
Im like "lets go"
we start walking, and the road turns to dirt,,,theres this Jeep driving in circles around this field dragging a big huge tire. the tire is like flattening out the dirt, over an over, keeping it smooth…..
Im about 5 years old.
"grama,,,whats that tire for ? and that jeep? what are they doing??"
my grandma replies
"theyre keeping track of the aliens"
shes of course talking about ILLEGAL ALIENS,,, but im 5 remember….
I shout "OH MY GOD theres aliens in this field????"
she says….there might be, thats what those guys are watching for, and theyre watching for thier tracks when they cross this road"
GRANDMA, we gotta get OUTTA HERE,,, I dont want the aliens to get US!!!!!!!!!!
shes laughing now…..and TRIES to explain to an overexcited 5 yr old what the hell she means…..
LMFAO
we STILL laugh about this to this DAY…….Ive put her thru some shit since then……but she loves me a whole helluva lot